June 18th, 2006

Allah Sulu-South Park


Sunday Mirror — A lake has been transformed from freshwater to 30% vodka¹ after a leak from a nearby distillery. Farmers and workers from Wielkopolska in Poland rushed to fill their boots with the brew – three times the strength of wine. A 71-year-old woman, who lives near Lake Bracholinskie, said: "If God doesn't help, everyone will be a drunkard with only a hole where the lake was."

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¹Typical vodka is 80 proof; so if the lake was 30% vodka, it would be 24 proof.