August 13th, 2006

Argument

Baaaaaa!

Via Lolo and Q:

This is a twist on the "[insert name] is" meme. Go to Google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks!

(If you don't get any hits, you can drop the word "for" from the search.)"

  • Allah was arrested following many demonstrations in the university campus asking for union elections.
  • Allah was arrested in February 2003 by security police in Cairo for breaking Egyptian law by secretly marrying a Muslim woman who had converted to Christianity.
  • Allah was arrested on 24 March 2001 while driving his children to school.
  • Allah was arrested on suspicion of three counts of attempted murder after firing multiple shots at two Berkeley police officers from inside a house at 1814 Curtis St.
  • Allah was arrested trying to leave the country.
  • Allah was arrested. He was said to be mentally insane.
  • Allah was arrested. He's a victim as a black man, don't you know.