December 21st, 2006

Allah Sulu-South Park

Oh Noes The War On Santa Hats!!!

FOX28 – A Santa hat-wearing school bus driver on Long Island, N.Y., has won the right to keep wearing his festive headgear, Newsday reported. Kenneth Mott, who keeps a long, white beard, almost lost his job after a parent called the bus management to complain. Mott, who has worn the red and white hat every Christmas since he started with the Bauman & Sons bus company five years ago, was ordered to stop wearing the hat because a child didn't believe in Santa Claus and was bothered by the hat. "I said, 'What, are you kidding me?'" Mott recalled. "I thought it was a big joke," Newsday reported. However, after Mott told other parents he might be fired for wearing the hat, supervisors changed their stance and said he could continue to wear the hat.

This guy nearly lost his job because somebody complained about him wearing a Santa hat‽‽ Dude, when I'm elected President, I'm going to seriously consider reinstating flogging for idiot parents like that. Or at least making the wearing of Santa hats part of the official uniform of government workers.

Kenneth Mott
the parent