December 22nd, 2006

Allah Sulu-South Park

Egg Nog

Turkey is associated with Thanksgiving, but that doesn't stop us from eating turkey during the rest of the year. Candy is associated with Easter and/or Halloween; but again, that doesn't stop us from eating candy any time we want all year-round. If egg nog were truly any good, as opposed to simply being some kind of traditional holiday duty/penance, it would also be sold and consumed year-round. But it's not. It doesn't even have the excuse that pumpkin pie has, because eggs aren't seasonal.

No, I don't want any. Get that nog out of my face.