My former running mate
¹This link is not entirely worksafe. It contains thumbnails of the nine contenders; eight of whom are ladies in various states of undress and the ninth of whom is a stuffed moose in a
²There may also have been racist anti-stuffed-moose sentiments involved.
³Which means that I, and doubtless many others, are being disenfrachised by this second round of voting. I would be more vocally opposed to this disenfranchisement, were my lack of voting in this round not cancelled out by my overabundance of voting in the previous round.