March 6th, 2007

Drunken President

Allah Sulu for President, 2008!

Poll #941125 Straw Poll

Whaddaya think?

Forget it. You got served last time.
1(2.0%)
Forget it. It's already too late to throw your Santa hat into the ring.
0(0.0%)
Maybe. I would have to know how you stand on the issues; if, indeed, you're still capable of standing at all.
8(15.7%)
Do it. None of the other 74,088 candidates excite me.
23(45.1%)
Yes! I've already started voting for you! I'll have cast 1,764 votes by dinnertime!
19(37.3%)