- Massachusetts drivers are some of the biggest assholes in the country.
- Doing a GIS for Steve Austin really ought to provide more hits for The Six Million Dollar Man
- Not counting Rocky Horror, I think I've already seen more movies in the theater so far this year than I did all year last year, and there are several more upcoming that I plan to see.
POYNETTE, WI — Foul play is suspected in the death of an accounts receivable supervisor for a regional office-supply company, sheriff's deputies reported Tuesday. Herbert F. Kornfeld, 34, was an alleged accounting gang leader considered by law enforcement to be a key player in a series of ongoing office worker turf wars. He was found dead Monday morning in the third-floor copy room of Midstate Office Supply, his employer of 12 years. "We believe the victim was assaulted after hours Friday by an unknown individual or individuals," a Columbia County sheriff's department spokesman said. "Though autopsy results are still pending, we believe the victim suffered fatal head trauma after his face was immobilized against the glass of a photocopier and repeatedly struck with the machine's cover." Midstate Office Supply vice-president Howard Dinwiddie is expected this week to name accounts receivable assistant Irving Weinbaum, 23, as Kornfeld's successor.
One of my friends is part of the Accounts Payabo department, so I think I know who did it…