December 19th, 2007

Allah Sulu-South Park

It's That Time Of Year Again

THE TWELVE DAYS OF VODKA – by allah_sulu

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On the twelveth day of drinking, my true love gave to me
Twelve gulps of Gordon's
Eleven sips of Citron
Ten Moraz mixers
Nine Jinro jello's
Eight Absolut shots
Seven-Eleven's Smirnoff
Six Skane screwdrivers
Five fifths of Skyy
Four grams of Seagrams
Triple Sec and Popov
Two swigs of Fris
And a big jug of Orange Stoli