January 9th, 2008


Tag *THIS*

8. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written.

On general principles, I avoid participating in any meme that has the gall to present itself as a mandatory assignment or compulsion…

Drunken President

Slack or Slacks?

I just said the following in an email conversation, and wonder how it resonates with that portion of the general public which is my target demographic (i.e. people who actually pay attention to me): "As President, I plan to enact a pro-choice policy in regards to pants-wearing."

Poll #1118342 Trousers

What is your pants stance?

I am strongly pro-pants. They should be mandatory – at least, on you.
I am strongly anti-pants. They should be banned – except, perhaps, for you.
I am in favor of diversity. Pants, skirts, kilts – anything that covers the naughty bits.
I am pro-pants-choice. I take a very wide stance.