May 22nd, 2008

Allah Sulu-South Park

The Global Reach of One Vagina

In Cracked.com's Six Degrees of Paris Hilton, they manage to link (in six steps or less) Paris Hilton's vagina to John Holmes, Prince Charles, JFK, Osama bin Laden, and Adolf Fucking Hitler. So remember, when you have sex with someone, you're also having sex with everyone they've ever had sex with, and everyone they've ever had sex with, and so on… So how do you know that you haven't had an inadvertent ménage à trois with a mass murderer? (Ganked from puffdoggydaddy.)