November 4th, 2008

Drunken President

The Big Day

This is it! Election Day!

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to do much in the way of last minute campaigning over the weekend, since my wife and I were both sick (and coping with a hyper cabin-fevered child as we stayed in); but we did spend all day Friday helping some friends move, so we'd better at least have their votes. Forget Joe the Plumber; Allah the Heavy Lifter worked his butt off for free.

Anyway, I'm sure all of you, my faithful supporters, were out working diligently for me; going door to door and manning (or womanning, as the case may be) the phone banks. The reason I can be so sure of this is that I'm still semi-delusional from the cold medicine that I'm taking.

Today is the day.

Get out there and vote (as early and often as possible) for the PARTY PARTY ticket: Allah Sulu and the Scienticians (Duct Tape Avenger and Techempage). Together, we shall infuse our democracy with a new spirit!

Oh, and my previous running mate Bradwinkle asks that you vote against all measures that restrict marriage to a human male and female only, since those measures discriminate against the stuffed moose community.

Next time you see us, we'll be seeing double in the White House!