This is it! Election Day!
Unfortunately, I wasn't able to do much in the way of last minute campaigning over the weekend, since my wife and I were both sick (and coping with a hyper cabin-fevered child as we stayed in); but we did spend all day Friday helping some friends move, so we'd better at least have their votes. Forget Joe the Plumber; Allah the Heavy Lifter worked his butt off for free.
Anyway, I'm sure all of you, my faithful supporters, were out working diligently for me; going door to door and manning (or womanning, as the case may be) the phone banks. The reason I can be so sure of this is that I'm still semi-delusional from the cold medicine that I'm taking.
Today is the day.
Get out there and vote (as early and often as possible) for the PARTY PARTY ticket:
Oh, and my previous running mate
Next time you see us, we'll be seeing double in the White House!
Remember that old algebra textbook I posted a section from? Well, this is it:
(Click on the picture for an Amazon.com link.)
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Unfortunately, she did not have the jet pack and rocket boots ready.