April 2nd, 2009

Allah Sulu-South Park

Writer's Block: In a Jam

If you were in trouble or ran afoul of the law, which fictional detective or investigator—from tv, movies, or books—would you want to help you?

puffdoggydaddy listed James Bond and/or Batman, but not everyone they've tried to help has survived the experience – nor have the villains necessarily been stopped permanently, never to seek revenge or seek other victims. I want to be helped by somebody with a 100% track record for locating and apprehending the guilty party. I want to be helped by someone who has never caused (or even observed) collateral damage amongst innocent bystanders (including the parties they're trying to assist). I want Scooby Doo and the Scooby Gang on my case.