The bubble wrap calendar. Every day you pop another bubble to mark the passage of time. This would be the coolest thing ever, except that you'd never be able to pop just one.
Telegraph.CO.UK — Triumph have designed the new bra to appeal to Japan's busy golfing women. The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5 meter-long putting mat. When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory "Nice shot!" The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil. The bra set comes with a skirt with the words "Be Quiet" printed on the rear, which doubles up as a flag for use on the course. Quite how the user is supposed to do cover herself when she removes the underwear is unclear. Twice a year, Triumph unveils a new novelty bra in Japan to highlight social trends… In previous years the company have invented the postal bra – with pockets for letters – and a chopstick bra made from miso soup and rice bowls, with a special holder for chopsticks. In May they unveiled the novelty husband hunter bra, which features a countdown clock that stops once an engagement ring is inserted into the mechanism, and plays Mendelssohn's "The Wedding March".