A call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great, but as yet unnamed, athletic festival in Greece over two thousand years ago. In those days, the athletes performed naked; and to prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter throughout the variety of events. At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her, and she exclaimed: “Oh! Limp pricks!”
Over the millennia which followed, that comment morphed into the name “Olympics”.