February 20th, 2017

Allah Sulu-South Park

The Big Five-Oh

   Some people have wondered, “What is a d50 [fifty-sided die] even for?” Obviously, for generating a number from one through fifty (inclusive). It can alse be used to select one element from a set of fifty items. There are fifty states in the USA; a d50 could be used to select one at random. I have been alive for fifty years; I could use a d50 to select one and then reminisce (which would be difficult if I rolled extremely low). And if any of you are looking to leave your lover, there are fifty ways to do that (according to Paul Simon) – all you would have to do is roll a d50, and then select from the “Leaving Your Lover” table…