The Vodka God (allah_sulu) wrote,
The Vodka God

The Evil Of Two Lessers

Today is Election Day in the USA. While everyone else is encouraging you to vote, and hoping "May the best man win!", I'll be rooting for the worst candidates to win -- after all, we'll need all that discontent at the bumbling incompetents to fester through 2004 so that the Bacchus/Allah Sulu 2004 ticket will have a shot. So, if you want to help us out, and see the worst candidates win today, then by all means stay home!

If you do insist on going to the polls today, however, make sure to wear your "I'm a fucking lush ... and I vote!" pins proudly and prominently. And speaking of slogans, so far the leading candidate for B/AS '04 is Even drunk, we can pronounce "nuclear".

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