The Vodka God (allah_sulu) wrote,
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School Locked Down After 'Ninja' Sighted In Woods

Barnegat, NJ — It's the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school. Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic sword. Police tell the Asbury Park Press the man was late to a costume-themed day at a nearby middle school. The lockdown began shortly after 9 a.m. Wednesday and lasted until 9:30.

(Ganked from _j3551c4_.)

Silly people. The simple fact that you spotted him so easily proves that it wasn't a real ninja.

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