After two separate threads in two different friends' journals about how both candidates are flip-flopping and reversing their stands on the issues (and in at least one case, sanitizing their official website to remove all references to some previous positions), I just wanted to point out how much better I would be able to handle accusations of flip-floppery.
|Allah Sulu:||I am strongly in favor of Issue X!|
|Reporter:||Didn't you just say yesterday that you were against Issue X?|
|Allah Sulu:||How should I know? I was drunk yesterday!|
|Reporter:||Aren't you also drunk today?|
|Allah Sulu:||Can I can get a question from one of the other three reporters?|
|Reporter:||Ummm… I'm the only one here…|